Public Policy Polling called, and I took their survey - the last question was:
“Do you have enough Santorum in your life?”
I was just like BRB DYING.
Thought I’d cry for you forever.
But I couldn’t, so I didn’t.
Peoples children die and they don’t even cry forever.
Thought I’d see your face in my mind for all time.
But I don’t even remember what your ears look like.
Just another reason to dislike the Philadelphia Phillies: starter Cole Hamels admits he intentionally threw at Washington Nationals rookie Bryce Harper. "Welcome to the big leagues," says the douchebag. →
This actually makes me like Hamels more. But I’m a Phillies fan/from Philly, so…
How is it possible that I actually OWE money in taxes?
I make less than 10k a year and I’m a full time student.
How
is
that
possible?
Every quote in existence will at some point be attributed to either Einstein or Mark Twain.
Fact of the internet.
- Mark Twain, 1902
Also, Oscar Wilde.
Why does it seem like all of my favorite shows are on some sort of break?
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Fringe
Bones
Alphas
True Blood
And more, but the benedryl is making my brain weird. Shit’s unacceptable (the long breaks, not the benedryl).
SLEEP NAO.
INFMETRY star projector
THIS IS A THING THAT I WANT TO OWN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND
I want one!!!
Birthday present plz.
The Most Astounding Fact by Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Astrophysicist Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson was asked by a reader of TIME magazine, “What is the most astounding fact you can share with us about the Universe?” This is his answer.
