May 17

Public Policy Polling called, and I took their survey - the last question was:

“Do you have enough Santorum in your life?”

I was just like BRB DYING.

May 12

Thought I’d cry for you forever.
But I couldn’t, so I didn’t.
Peoples children die and they don’t even cry forever.
Thought I’d see your face in my mind for all time.
But I don’t even remember what your ears look like.

May 07
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I love Regina Spektor.

May 07

Just another reason to dislike the Philadelphia Phillies: starter Cole Hamels admits he intentionally threw at Washington Nationals rookie Bryce Harper. "Welcome to the big leagues," says the douchebag. →

This actually makes me like Hamels more. But I’m a Phillies fan/from Philly, so…

Apr 07

How is it possible that I actually OWE money in taxes?

I make less than 10k a year and I’m a full time student.

How

is

that

possible?

Mar 28
LBJ and puppies. Your argument is invalid.

LBJ and puppies. Your argument is invalid.

Mar 25

paxamericana:

egyptiansoapbox:

Every quote in existence will at some point be attributed to either Einstein or Mark Twain. 

Fact of the internet. 

- Mark Twain, 1902

Also, Oscar Wilde.

Mar 19

Why does it seem like all of my favorite shows are on some sort of break?

Doctor Who

Sherlock

Fringe

Bones

Alphas

True Blood

And more, but the benedryl is making my brain weird. Shit’s unacceptable (the long breaks, not the benedryl).

SLEEP NAO.

Mar 12

abaldwin360:

obi-wankenblowme:

INFMETRY star projector

THIS IS A THING THAT I WANT TO OWN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND

I want one!!!

Birthday present plz.

Mar 05

crookedindifference:

The Most Astounding Fact by Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Astrophysicist Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson was asked by a reader of TIME magazine, “What is the most astounding fact you can share with us about the Universe?” This is his answer.